My parents texted me: “Don’t come to our wedding anniversary party. Only high-society guests will be there.” My parents texted me: “Don’t come to our wedding anniversary party. Only high-society guests will be there.”
My parents texted me at 8:12 on the morning of their fortieth wedding anniversary. “Don’t come tonight. Only high-society guests will be there. We don’t want things to feel awkward.” [...]